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Mike Morrison

Fitz Blog: Mike Morrison




I hear from plenty of readers. Mike was unforgettable.
Mike would depart livid and humorous messages on my telephone. Virtually each day he would depart a message criticizing that day’s cartoon. He was by no means upset by the opinion expressed within the cartoon. He was disillusioned within the humor. “I am unable to imagine you used a pun in that carton. And a horrible pun at that! Puns are the bottom type of humor there may be. Cannot you do higher than that?” After which he’d cling up. The following day I’d hear about how the supply of the joke in my cartoon lacked timing. “ought to have made that one a 3 panel. What’s improper with you? Do not the rule of threes?”
Mike was disillusioned and offended. I wasn’t spooked by his calls. He gave the impression of a man off his meds, but I by no means deleted his messages. I couldn’t resist his wit. After a couple of calls I referred to as him again and He was stunned and completely satisfied to speak to me. Mike gave the impression of a giant man over the telephone, a bug man with a wealthy hearty giggle and a pointy wit.

Assembly Mike for lunch was my concept. He appeared curiously kindred to me. After I noticed him within the distance I gulped. He was a giant Irish galoot who regarded like a man named Mike. Solely with a terrific rakish moustache. He waved and smiled innocently. “I used to be off my meds once I referred to as you. Jeez, I don’t know what I used to be considering.”
Lunch turned dinner as Mike Morrison proceeded to make me giggle so exhausting I misplaced monitor of time. After which he threw on this element: “Reg Morrison was my dad. He owned a funeral enterprise. He was a county supervisor. You referred to as him ‘Reg, the Veg’.”

Mike laughed and continued.“I needed to impress my dad. Went to Legislation college. Turned a lawyer. one.”
I googled him and located articles written for regulation publications by Mike that had been witty and hilarious. He might free affiliate with the perfect of them. I’ve many mates who’re legal professionals. It is hectic work. You carry your consumer’s future in your shoulders with each case. It is unimaginable to sleep soundly earlier than a trial. You may’t cease rehearsing for all the probabilities that may come up within the courtroom room.
He informed me he stopped working towards regulation. Mike didn’t take pleasure in sustaining the nation membership life. One thing snapped. Mike ended up divorced, with no regulation observe, driving a bakery truck and telling great tales about his fellow employees. I did not ask.

When he wasn’t happening and on about how proud he was of his youngsters and grandkids he was writing the funniest Fb posts. Right here’s a current one:
“I am within the Catalina Market getting particular person cans of Sunkist grape soda. All however one had been on the underside of the refrigerated show case. The opposite was on prime of a can on the underside.
Subject: Whether or not I ought to take the can on prime.

Figuring out issue: Whether or not it will make the can unhappy if I did.
Evaluation: He can be unhappy. Nice view of the shop, makes him really feel superior to the opposite cans, actually a extra strategic tactical place, the excessive floor. He is lonely up there. He cannot make mates with the opposite cans. The others assume he thinks he is higher than them. All of those ideas really went via my thoughts. As a result of I am loopy.”
Mike and I met repeatedly with one objective: to giggle. Mike dreamed of being a radio speak present host; he cherished performing psychological gymnastics, taunting fools and fascinating in relentless self examination. The final time we met for lunch we hadn’t seen one another in a few months, and we had been simply itching to crack one another up, however then alongside got here an acquaintance of mine who had  been in politics for 1000 years and Mike could not resist however ask him teasing questions—as a result of Mike was a curious man— and our pleasant afternoon of simply the 2 of us, cracking one another up was gone, swallowed up in speaking in glib tones about political historical past within the sixties with our pleasant interloper.  I felt cheated. I used to be robbed. I needed Mike’s rakish hilarious Irish good ass all to myself.  Nobody might make me giggle like Mike, on or off his meds. How was I to know that may be our final afternoon collectively?
Mike died this week. Pure causes. I’ll miss his smokey rolling laughter and speaking and laughing with him about youngsters, relationships, politics, philosophy and unhappy cans on the Catalina Market.
However what I’ll miss most was his braveness. Mike’s skill to replicate on his psychological well being with sharp self conscious humor was what actually blew me away. It was probably the most heroic laughter I ever heard.