Jennifer Lawrence flounders in atrocious ‘Red Sparrow’

Jennifer Lawrence flounders in atrocious ‘Red Sparrow’

“Are you aware how lengthy it takes to peel the pores and skin from a human physique?” a torture-happy Russian goon asks in “Crimson Sparrow.” I think about it feels about so long as sitting by way of this atrocious spy thriller, through which Jennifer Lawrence performs a prima ballerina who goes to whore college.

I’m not kidding. The movie’s unquestionable excessive level is Lawrence’s character bellowing the accusing line in her Boris-and-Natasha accent: “You despatched me to whore college!”

Apart from this “Showgirls”-esque howler and Mary-Louise Parker’s amusing flip as a drunk, corrupt American senator’s aide, there’s little to suggest “Crimson Sparrow” — a throwback to previous Hollywood in its perception that gratuitous rape and violence are the easiest way to create a heroine with spine.

That’s nearly inappropriate, although: Director Francis Lawrence (“The Starvation Video games: Catching Hearth”) makes a hash of the already convoluted plot (based mostly on a novel by Jason Matthews) and wastes a lead who’s able to being this 12 months’s “Atomic Blonde” (she even will get a platinum dye job midway by way of).

However the place Charlize Theron’s double-agent character dispatched assailants with brutal bodily precision, Lawrence’s is generally required to be eye sweet, regardless of her previous as a lead within the Bolshoi Ballet. You’d suppose all that coaching may turn out to be useful, however director Lawrence (no relation) by no means lets her use her dancer’s legs to strangle even one dangerous man. What offers?

We meet Dominika Egorova (Lawrence) as she’s headlining the ballet and caring for her ailing mama (Joely Richardson), however her profession is scuttled when a careless male dancer breaks her leg.

Strapped for money, the resourceful Dominika agrees to spy for her politician uncle (Matthias Schoenaerts) and shortly finds herself shipped off to Sparrow College, the place the state trains nubile women and men in espionage through seduction. And lock choosing. However largely seduction.

When Dominika fends off a near-rape by one in all her classmates, she’s punished for it by having to strip bare and re-enact the scene in entrance of a category. (Someplace, there’s a porn director planning a “Crimson Sparrow” satire through which these pervy impulses could be liberated from an R ranking.)

A prestigious forged preserve straight faces right here, together with Jeremy Irons and Ciarán Hinds as Russian officers and Charlotte Rampling because the extreme matron (“You vill name me Matron”) of the Sparrows. Joel Edgerton performs a CIA operative with essentially the most American of names: Nate Nash, cultivator of a Russian mole, who thinks he can flip Dominika. She performs alongside whereas reporting again to her bosses, and off we go.

There can be double-crossing. There can be a hilariously dangerous intercourse scene. And there can be (gag) flaying.

An honest eleventh-hour twist isn’t sufficient to redeem what’s come earlier than, which the movie would have you ever see as a righteous indictment of Russia’s corruption and misogyny. Too dangerous it resembles numerous dangerous sexploitation flicks set proper right here at residence.