Hallmark isn’t the only network with cheesy holiday movies

We’ve formally reached Peak Christmas Film season. Final 12 months, hundreds of thousands of viewers found the soothing, gingerbread-sweet (some may say saccharine) escapism of Hallmark Channel’s annual “Countdown to Christmas,” a cascade of cookie-cutter TV motion pictures, the overwhelming majority of which conclude with a chaste, heterosexual kiss underneath a small city’s twinkling Christmas tree.

This 12 months, Lifetime and Netflix, no dummies, have actually embraced the campy vacation spirit, ramping up their very own choices. So how does every maintain up? We rank the Kringle contenders.


"Christmas at Pemberley Manor"
“Christmas at Pemberley Manor”Jessica Lowndes

Cheesiest: Nonetheless the Christmas-cheer heavyweight
New motion pictures this 12 months: 37
Star kind: “Who is that this actor a D-list model of?”
Typical protagonist occupation: Baker, occasion planner, overly busy businesswoman/man
Solid range: Alarmingly little
P.c with “Christmas” actually in title: 75
Common vibe: Irony-free, thinly-veiled Christian spin on Christmas; would battle you to the dying for saying “Joyful holidays”
Make sure you try: “Christmas at Pemberley Manor,” an enthralling, foolish riff on Jane Austen’s “Delight and Prejudice.”


"A Very Nutty Christmas"
“A Very Nutty Christmas”Lifetime

Most inclusive: Vacation fare with a barely lighter-handed spin
New motion pictures this 12 months: 18
Star kind: “The place do I bear in mind her/him from once more? It’s been some time.”
Typical protagonist occupation: Small enterprise proprietor, promoting exec, single mother
Solid range: Spectacular for this lily-white style; minority actors take the lead in a number of (if not fairly half) the titles.
P.c with “Christmas” actually in title: 83
Common vibe: Will get what Hallmark is doing so efficiently, needs to recreate it however with greater budgets and extra gay-friendly scripts.
Make sure you try: Melissa Joan Hart in “A Very Nutty Christmas.” Her baker character bonds with a real-life Nutcracker.


"The Princess Switch"
“The Princess Change”Gabriel Hennessey

Most fashionable: Larger budgets, millennial-geared plots and a smattering of snark
New motion pictures this 12 months: 6
Star kind: “Screw indies, I’m taking that candy, candy Netflix cash.”
Typical protagonist occupation: Author, photographer, baker
Solid range: On par with the community’s non-holiday choices, i.e., increased than both of the old-time networks
P.c with “Christmas” actually in title: 66
Common vibe: Don’t have cable? They’ll fill that cozy vacation area of interest for you. Plus, you already know Kurt Russell (”The Christmas Chronicles”) wouldn’t be caught lifeless on Hallmark.
Make sure you try: “The Princess Change,” wherein Vanessa Hudgens performs twin roles as a down-to-earth baker and European princess who change roles .

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